Sunday, May 21, 2006

 

Colbert Wins!

   This is late by three weeks, but it deserves mention. I would like to announce the first annual Andy Kaufman Award for the funniest really un-funny comedic performance of the past year.

   It took me and my crack team of media reviewers .005 seconds to decide: the winner is Stephen Colbert’s 15 minute performance at the Washington Correspondent’s Dinner. The consensus is in:

“A 15-round, cockpunching tour de force of every Beltway sacred bovine gonad last night.”   -Driftglass

“A merciless skewering of the Cheney administration and its media lapdogs.”   –Billmon

“Refreshing.”   –Glenn Greenwald

“Hilarious and scathing.”  –Joe Strupp

“Sucked pretty bad.” –Polipundit

“Wasn’t funny.” -Captain Ed

“Colbert…fell flat.” –Michelle Malkin

“Bush Kills, Colbert Bombs.” Allah Pundit

   Hah hah! I love Allah Pundit totally unselfconsciously saying “Bush Kills.”

   Colbert’s jokes were so brutally delivered, with barely an ironic twist at the end, that I thought the secret service might be called to arrest Colbert for assaulting the president. Colbert unearthed every sick, court-cases-still-pending activity of the administration and brought it up in a joke that’s real punch line was just that he had actually brought it up. The audience laughed sporadically and uneasily. They laughed far louder at Bush’s self-deprecating jokes about mispronouncing the word “nuclear.” Oh, that George. What a jokester.

   Rock on, Colbert! For a brilliant and courageous display of anti-humor and absurdism you have thoroughly earned the Kaufman.

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