Saturday, January 06, 2007
Spare Us
What the fuck is your problem?
Are you honestly waiting for a plan to win the war from the most incompetent, dishonest, criminal president of all time?
Are you seriously looking to George W. Bush for leadership?
Perhaps you enjoyed his prepared response to Hurricane Katrina? Or perhaps you thought his leadership in the war thus far has been so honest and effective you just wanted more, is that it?
The president is in the midst of preparing to ask for a troop surge. Instead of “listening” to his generals, who don’t want a troop surge, he’s jettisoning them and installing generals that will ask for a troop surge. Abizaid and Casey are out, Fallon and Patraeus are in. This part of his job was always dumbshit kabuki theater. The president always claimed to listen to “the CIA” or “his generals” when in reality he chose which ones to listen to. Then he or Sec. Von Rumsfeld promoted the generals that agreed with them. Then he listened to his top generals tell him what he wanted to hear.
The joke about the president listening to “his” generals was always Soviet-style beaurocratic theater. The president picks his generals. Of course he listens to them. It’s kind of like the president’s office assuring the public the president hadn’t asked John Roberts about abortion. Of course he hadn’t. His people had read everything Roberts had ever written since he was 6 years old. They had interviewed everyone the guy had ever known. When they were getting ready for a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court they investigated Roberts so thoroughly they knew how many times he wipes his ass when he gets off the toilet. They knew his favorite sexual position and which side he sleeps on at night. They knew his Select Comfort sleep number, for fuck’s sake. They didn’t need to put him through some 1 hour interview to vet him.
SO shut up about Preznit Drinky “listening” to fucking anybody. Just shut up. Spare me the “Preznit Stumbly Wumbly is meeting with Congressional leaders to listen” bullshit, because this is ridiculous. We have seen this story before. President Coke Job McTrustfund is going to “listen” to everyone publicly telling him to please stop fucking up this country and then he’s going to mysteriously come to the conclusion that a troop surge, which just so happens to be his favorite plan, is the way to go.
I have an idea. Send Nancy Pelosi, John McCain, Barack Obama, and Trent Lott a simple little email:
President Bush’s job or yours. You choose.
# posted by BitterHarvest @ 10:27 AM 
